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Top 25 dad jokes related to ag


Plant jokes

Plant jokes
- Where’s popcorn?
 
Why did the tomato blush?
- Because he saw the salad dressing.
 
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
- Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
 
What day do potatoes hate the most?
- Fry-day.
 
What new crop did the farmer plant?
- Beets me.
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